Date a guy who ****

Really, last time I posted a 'date a girl who reads', the site had tremendous hit. But now I am in a disgruntled mood, just because the counts of 'Date a guy/girl who' doing rounds on the internet is really a spam. To my bizarre I just read 'Date a guy who has a MBA from *****'  and I thought may be I should update my take on it. Had you said this in a Roadies audition, Raghu would have definitely screamed - " Are you fucking kidding me ". And not to my surprise Ranvijay in his soliloquy would have replied - 'I am stunned'. This trash is the most Indianised version that could ever have been written.

For sake of others, if you really want to date someone 'Date a guy who can afford'. Who can afford you and your needs unless you are transsexual or something closely related.

Seriously date a guy who can afford you. He can buy you expensive perfumes, dresses, shoes, chocolates. Date a guy who can afford and you can have party every Friday night, Saturday brunches. Sunday Movies. Don't date someone who reads or travels because you might just ending up spending your dates with some shit novel reviews or some creepy vagabond. And believe that sounds good but never makes sense.

A guy who can afford, can fulfill your needs; at least the materialistic ones. If your personal needs are still not catered; probably you can have a parallel affair but have a secure parallel affair which caters to your physical needs. Oops sorry did I use the word physical . I meant Personal Needs. But definitely Date a Guy who can afford and better date a guy who is straight.

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And guys importantly - Date a girl who is **** and can ****

The Passion of Sachin Tendulkar

Very few things inspire me these days. To be honest very few, and that is the reason why I have stopped posting nuisance. I have always believed that there are two verb forms of word life. One is the world famous 'living' and then the other is pretending to live. While I have found myself literally dangling from one nook to other corner, this man has definitely lived.

Some doors exist and at times unknowingly we open some of them that we have no fucking idea to put a bolt to. Born in a nation where corruption/politics is the only big thing after cricket and cricket is something bigger than a meager game, this man had caused the ripples in the lake. At the age of 13 opening the inning for cricket club of India, this young lad coined a new and fresh definition for Passion and Confidence. The powerful 50 out of his bat from 18 deliveries in a 20 over exhibition match at Peshawar was a treat. Moreover I believe it was a declaration; a solid one. A declaration which not only did make India Proud but a declaration which made the International cricketing fraternity proud of the game. One moment a roar of avalanche pours in and other moment one finger raised brings utter silence among 1 billion people. No other sports has ever had a man rising so high in expectations.

 

He further cements my belief; Normal people are born and then great people are born but then a legend is born. Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar ; words just can't seem enough for him. Critics just can't bunk about him for long. Respect for this little master who has raised the standard of sport to the highest peak and glory in all spirits. And if you think it's difficult , think of riding high on 1 billion's people's expectation. Believe me that is difficult. Being Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar is difficult.

One thing that I have definitely learnt from him ' Enjoy the game and chase your dreams. Dreams do come true'

Holi and Facebook

Damn, I have a huge data set to analyze. There are 3 different data sets related to each other by some key and seems like the one dataset as close to 12 Mn Records, the other data set has 8 Mn and the third has 4 Mn records. Primarily speaking I have to run some analysis on all of these. Then there is a analysis deck to review. Hell yea I have a screwed day. Why should the fuck in the world I would open my live writer and start writing. Just for the sake of some weird activities I observe these days on facebook and importantly I couldn't find myself a proper vent to irritation

1. Downloading a picture from Google images which emerges as a result of distinct search of the text holi and Uploading it back to facebook and yes this time it is tagged. Yes this is the recent version of conveying wishes. Fuck that, it is irritating. Way to irritating man.

Simple way hit the share button you have it on your wall feed items; and yes tag people. Fucker irritating than the previous ones.

Recommendation - Go get a life dude. Text them, Call them !! Spend some money and stop cranking my wall man.

2. You are playing holi. I really appreciate that, definitely at least you have a life and believe me its better than me. But definitely there is a better way to upload a Holi Album altogether. Once you are done, clean yourself and upload it. I will definitely like it (Well that was an over statement) But Instant Uploads, are you fucking kidding me. Do you really want your precious Smartphone (Obv only they have instant uploads unless you still believe in Nokia Phones) to be cursed. I just said you have a life. Don't you make me to rule that out.

Rest later. Have to run those task I mentioned in first paragraph Nevertheless Happy Holi guys.